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REVIEW/LNH: The Tribulations of Kid Review #2

2009-11-27T19:23:41+00:00

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PREHISTORIC PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

NOW RE-LNHED FOR YOUR PROTECTION

The Tribulations of KID REVIEW, Issue #2

Featuring reviews of: [LNH] Classic LNH Review: F.I.S.H. Force [LNH] Mister Blister and Sister State-the-Obvious #2: Dangling Chads [8FOLD] Jolt City #18: War of the Balloonists! [ASH] A Singular Fire [LNH] Beige Countdown ...

LNH: Contest: Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #31 [repost]

2009-11-27T09:32:39+00:00

[LNH][Contest] Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #31 ___ ___________________________ | |-| \ | |-| [] / #31 | | | [] egion of \ 'Cancer of the Personality' | | | []__ [] [] [] [] / (Part of High Concept Challenge #4) | | | [___][ \[]et.[]__[]eroes \ | | | []\ ] [ __ ] / written by and copyright 2009 | |-| [] [] [] [] \ Saxon Brenton | |-|___________________________/ | | | | | | | | Cover shows a composite image of a single face made up of many ...

[LNH] [CONTEST] Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #30: "The Articulated Man!"

2009-11-13T04:10:37+00:00

PREHISTORIC PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS <----------------------> ___ ___________________________ | |-| \ | |-| [] / | | | [] egion of \ #30 "The Articulated Man!" | | | []__ [] [] [] [] / (Part of High Concept Challenge #4!) | | | [___][ \[]et.[]__[]eroes \ | | | []\ ] [ __ ] / Written and copyright 2009 | |-| [] [] [] [] \ Andrew Perron | |-|__________________________/ | | | | The center of a cover is a man, standing on an expanse of wood, | | looking over his shoulder at gaggle of monsters and villains, all ...

[LNH] [RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #5

2009-11-12T23:26:08+00:00

"The Hungry Past has started consuming the Looniverse."

"First we need to get more people to project the other colours of the spectrum, so that we can immediately dispose of any more continuity zombies that show up. Then, once we've protected ourselves against the Hungry Past's cannon fodder troops, we get down to the serious business of stopping the Hungry Past itself."

"How many net.heroes would there be with colour themes?"

"More than you can possibly imagine! And it will be kewl to watch zombies explode under the full rainbow spectrum!"

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LNH/RACCies: Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #4

2009-11-01T22:25:10+00:00

[LNH/RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #4

Last issue:

Bluetooth shook his head.
"Naturally. So what do we do now?"
Violet sighed. "I don't know. I mean, it's the third issue!"
"What's so bad about the third issue? It's certainly longer than I
expected this storyline to go!"
"Don't you see? Three issues by the same author. The pretense of a
RACCies cascade has faded away, and with it, the last thing holding
back the Hungry Past of the Looniverse..."

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[LNH] [RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #3

2009-09-27T23:21:13+00:00

Pointless Awards Man IV had stood. One eye was cast in shadow, while the other gleamed in the light. A wind came out of nowhere, blowing it out of its tight, moussed prison and into shifting spikes.

"Have you ever wondered who I was before the Grapety Purple Man made me his herald? Did you stop to think that I might have had power beyond what he granted me?"

The tuxedo dissolved, revealing sleek, technological armor. PAM IV's eyes flashed purple.

"I've been purple for a long time."

"I am... MANGA MAN VIOLET!"

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LNH/ACRA: Pigs in Time #5: Bareback to the Future

2009-09-27T09:41:10+00:00

2045 -- Japan

"Rob, I've been thinking."
"Mmm?"
"I think we should try to get the time-cycle fixed."
"Mmm."
"I mean we're here in the future and there might be
people who would know how to fix it."
"Mmm."
"I think we should make an effort to get back to our
own time."
"Mmm."
"I think we need to focus on the mission and stop
wasting time."
"Mmm."
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LNH: Pigs in Time #4: Invasion of the DaLEDs

2009-09-27T08:41:22+00:00

Note1 : This was written back in May, 2006. Pigs in Time #3 was never posted. (I had a plot for the third issue and Tom had a plot for the third issue and they didn't agree and I told him to go ahead but he apparently wasn't happy with it either.) This is being posted with Tom's permission.

Note2: This story takes place before Master Blaster was married to Sister State-the-Obvious.

Volunteering to test a prototype time-cycle, MASTER BLASTER and SARCASTIC LAD of the LNH discover they have no control over where-- or when-- the cycle will take them next! They are... PIGS IN TIME!

1546 -- LONDON, ENGLAND ...

LNH: Beige Midnight #5: The Bart Age: 'Playing Dice with the Looniverse' (1/3)

2009-09-25T00:42:53+00:00

[Cover: Bart the Dark Receptionist throws a number of dice. The dice have the faces of several LNH'rs. Behind him is a background of Stars and Galaxies.] **** <<--BM-->> **** The place -- Ancient Qwerty. The time -- B E I G E ...

LNH: System Corruptors #31: High Concept 2: <>: 'MIND-O-Saurus Knows Best!!!'

2009-08-03T02:16:20+00:00

[The System Corruptors is an anthology focusing on the villains that populate the Looniverse usually within self-contained stories.]

[Cover: MIND-O-Saurus works on some mad-world conquering experiment, while underneath him his wacky juvenile delinquent nephews: FIND-O, GRIND-O, and BLIND-O, attempt to saw the legs of the table that is supporting his experiment. Next to MIND-O is his wacky next-door neighbor, Color Error Man's Brother-in-Law, who's drinking a beer. The Picture is Beige-ish because it's a part of the Beige Midnight Event-thingee, although it doesn't really tie-in all that much and is more of an excuse to sell to the gullible person who buys anything that is tied into Beige Midnight.]

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[LNH] Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #29

2009-06-29T21:16:02+00:00

LNH: Easily-Discovered Man # 50 (1/2)

2009-06-23T18:04:14+00:00

[LNH] [RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #1

2009-04-12T02:57:03+00:00

It was late in the Abandoned Warehouse District of Sig.ago. It was smaller than that of Net.ropolis, and only a few lonely streetlamps spread pools of illumination in the sea of shadow. Yet in the darkness, there was a glitter, a gleam of light on metal, as a figure skulked in the darkness.

Then there was a thump!, as the two figures skulking in the darkness bumped into each other.

"Bluetooth?"

"Pointless Awards Man IV: The Voyage Home?"

"What are you doing here!?"

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LNH: Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon #4 of 4

2009-04-10T16:46:21+00:00

The Jong Company Proudly Presents:
Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon

"The Book of Miracle Pets"

The Net.Mexico Institute for the Criminally Inane *sic* --

The writer scribbled something down in his notebook as he looked at the
prisoner behind the super protective glass. The prisoner looked a bit
like one of those Dog Catcher types from some old cartoon. Almost
comical. But not quite.

"You know -- the day he died, I laughed. While the rest of the world
was sobbing. Not me. Will admit though that some tiny part of me was
sad. Sad that I wasn't the one who had killed him. Killed Cauliflower."
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LNH: 58.5 #49: Cannon Fodder Triumphant

2009-04-06T04:47:49+00:00

[One day -- maybe -- I'll remember I can't post from pan
*before* trying. *sigh]

"What now?", asked Pantra, holding back the door to the storage
room they had just reached, after a fierce battle.

Fodder was busy going through their stuff, which, as Pantra
promised, was in that room. He held his Secretary Box
triumphantly. "Here you are!"

"That's not a weapon", observed Pantra.

"No. But it can open a Bang Path back to Looniearth."

"Fodder, we don't need reinforcements. If we can't take them,
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